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Andrillie propaganda: Both Millie and Andrealphus are bisexual in my headcanon. I shipped them long before it was confirmed that Millie was straight and Andrealphus was gay, which is boring and stereotypical for them both. I started shipping Millie and Andrealphus because I was really disappointed with the way Millie has to constantly validate, support, and cater to Moxxie's emotional needs while he doesn't do the same for her, especially in the Unhappy Campers episode. So, I made AU where Millie and Moxxie are just coworkers and friends and not married. The reason I chose to explore Millie with Andrealphus was because he is known for his wisdom and strategic mind, which would bring a sense of intellectual depth to the relationship. His ability to plan and think ahead could help balance Millie’s more impulsive nature. Also, his calm and cool demeanor would provide a soothing presence, helping to ground Millie when her fiery spirit gets the best of her. And Millie’s boundless energy and passion would add excitement and spontaneity to their relationship. Her enthusiasm for life would be infectious, encouraging Andrealphus to embrace the moment. Millie’s fierce loyalty and protective instincts would make Andrealphus feel cherished and secure. Her willingness to fight for those she loves would resonate deeply with him. Their contrasting personalities would create a balanced dynamic, with Andrealphus providing stability and Millie adding vibrancy. Both would appreciate each other's strengths, with Andrealphus admiring Millie's courage and Millie valuing Andrealphus' wisdom. Despite their vastly different backgrounds, they could identify with the fact that they have to constantly live up to their parents' high expectations for them. They could foster a strong bond as they support each other in achieving their goals. Their relationship would be a blend of intellect and passion, creating a partnership where both can grow and thrive together~
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Octavia’s reaction to Asmodeus
Loona and Via sat crouched by the door, listening to Blitz and Stolas on the otherside. "We're trapped in a h*rny prison!" Blitz shouted from inside.
“Those two would be given a life sentence.” Via smirked at Loona, who was now happily hogging all the popcorn.
Loona munched as she talked, “Absolutely! They are by far the horniest people I know.”
“Well, you’ve clearly never been to Lust.” Ozzie said as he approached from around the corner.
“Oh, the chicken’s back-” Loona started.
“Lord Asmodeus!” Via stood up suddenly, dusting herself off. She started, to curtsey, realized she wasn’t in a long dress, fumbled a bit, and ended up bending slightly at the waist, hoping it would suffice.
"Asmo-wha . . .?" Loona mumbled. She had met him earlier, but hadn't learned his name.
Ozzie smiled at Via's attempt at being proper and ruffled her hair and beanie, "Octavia! I haven't seen you since you still had down! How you been?"
Via took off her hat to adjust her hair, then put it back on, "I, Uh- I'm fine."
Loona stood up and leaned on Via's shoulder, "You mind catching me up on what's going on here."
"Oh, uh, Loona this is Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust. And Asmodeus, this is Loona, Blitz's . . . roommate?" Via trailed off.
"And receptionist. Good to meet you properly." Loona stuck out her hand, and Via tried not to visibly cringe at the incorrect social conduct.
Ozzie took the handshake without missing a beat, "Charmed! Are you young ladies enjoying the show?"
"Yeah, where'd you guys go earlier?" Loona leaned fully onto Via's head, who pushed her off, only mildly annoyed.
"Oh, we're just on the other side of the building, prepping some things." He smiled knowingly, "Just wanted to say hi to Stolas's pride and joy. Still can't believe how tall you are now. You training with the astro magic . . . Doohickey?"
"Yeah, the grimoire . . . Dad's teaching me some things. . ." Via rubbed her arm nervously.
Asmodeus had been holding a walkie talkie, which had been silent, but now Fizzarolli's voice came through, "Ozzzzzie! Come baaaaack! I'm boooorrreed!"
Asmodeus sighed, and crouched down to eye level to the Via, "Sorry, I've got to go, but listen, I can't imagine how rough your family life is right now. I'm honestly surprised you're cool with all this. And I know you don't really know me, or I you, but if there's ever anything I can do for you, call me, okay?"
Ozzie produced a small business card, and Via took it, looking the artistic details on both sides, which looked like beautiful design at a glance, but upon closer inspection, included d*cks in the intricate designs.
"Ozzzzzzzzziiiiiiieeeee! I can't trash talk Blitz by myself, I need an audience!!! Come laugh at my jooookkkesss!" Fizz's voice whined.
"Alright, I'd better get back, before I upset the Misses." Asmodeus bowed to them both, and turned into a blue flame, floating away.
The two stood there in silence for a moment, before Loona said, " . . . Wow . . . The deep-fried, feathered d*ckhead is a deadly sin."
I imagined Via's relationship with Ozzie to be that of like a great uncle or your dad’s cousin’s husband. Someone you might see at extended family reunions, and maybe hear about in family stories, but you’ve only actually met in person like 4 times, and 2 of those was before you were old enough to remember. But they remember fondly being there when you were 2 and played in a toilet that one time, so you’ve gotta accept their love for you; even if you know more about your local underpaid baristas who you see briefly once or twice a week, than them. That's my headcanon, anyway.
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I ship Owling at the Moon because Octavia is shy, sensitive, and introverted. And Loona is shy, sensitive, and introverted too. Loona is secretly touch-starved, and Via is good with hugs. Via is looking for answers, and Loona is full of wisdom. They just get each other~
I'll definitely be taking about them more 😳
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My Side Of Loona X Octavia
Tbh, I don’t really ship these two in a romantic or sexual sense.
I prefer to see them as a platonic relationship.
Mainly as sisters.
Once Blitzø and Stolas get together.
Because that would be adorable.
(No hate to the ship, simply stating my stance. (Cause a lot of the artwork is really cute))
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if you are saying that loonaxoctavia is ‘problematic’ because stolas and blitzo getting together would make them “technically stepsisters” then you are completely missing the reason why incest is bad.
two adults (or near adults in the case of octavia, but she will likely be 18 by the time those two work their shit out) who have only recently met and have never and most likely will never live together (at least not due to their fathers) would not have the power imbalance that two people who lived together when one or both of them were growing up would.
it’s fine if it still icks you out or whatever, but incest isn’t bad because it’s icky, its bad because its inherently abusive.
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I just want to know, is Loona x Octavia a thing?
It sounds like it could be (I didn’t look at the sexual orientations of the two). I know Loona only has had interest in guys for now but you never know.
The ‘Loona x Octavia’ tag exists so maybe I’m not the only one thinking this…
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AU where Octavia inherited the book at 16 or whatever and Loona was the one to sneak into the castle to try and steal it
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Helluva Boss Characters Reacting to You Asking for a Hug
Tbh this series is just for my own enjoyment at this point lmao
I’m so normal about them, I swear.
BLITZØ
Honestly, it depends on what type of relationship you have with him
Familial relationship? Best BELIEVE he’s coddling the shit outta you rn
^ def a cheek pincher
“Hey sweetie? Do you need me ta fuck someone up for ya?”
But if y’all are platonic, or SATAN FORBID
R O M A N T I C ?
Ur not getting Shit
Well, until you start crying
“You’re a fuckin’ baby, you know that?”
Very casual hugs
Always sits his chin on you
Will complain the entire time
But you both know he loves you
LOONA
“Oh shit, you good?”
She’s blunt, not heartless
Honestly pretty touched that you asked for a hug instead of just going for one
Like her adoptive dad, very casual hugs
Usually just slings an arm over your shoulders
Won’t talk to you about it
Y’all just sit in comforting silence
Don’t let anyone point out that she’s letting you touch her
Will get v flustered
Depending on how you both feel - may let you play with her hair to self regulate
MILLIE
“Sure thing, hun!”
Doesn’t matter who you are, or why you need a hug, she’ll take it
Physical affection is her top love language idc
Squeezes super super tight
Like, you can barely breathe
Gushes over how sweet you are
Will probs pepper your face in kisses too (doesn’t matter what ur relationship with her is)
((Millie is a strong believer in non-romantic kisses, she told me herself))
Will probs ask Moxxie to bring y’all a drink
MOXXIE
“Uhh, you sure you want a hug from me?”
Yes babe I’m sure
Doesn’t think he’s the best one to be comforting you - will palm you off to Millie if he can
But will be offended if anyone else says he can’t look after you
^^ Gets all huffy about it
Distraction is his new best friend
Will tell you a mixture of stories and fun facts to try and make you feel better
Will also make you a hot drink
If you want to, will talk out your feelings with you
STOLAS
Babes just blinks for a hot minute as your words register with him
Has the softest smile
“Of course, dearest. Come here.”
A hug isn’t enough for him, you’re in for a full blown cuddle sesh now
Likes the feeling of having you fully wrapped up in his arms
Forehead kisses. Forehead Kisses.
Will sometimes swaddle you in blankets like a literal baby
Hums softly for you
Tries to ask what’s wrong, will def push the subject
He just wants to fix it, okay?
Will just,,, smother you in affection until you’re okay
And then some
OCTAVIA
Judgemental eyebrow raise.
Judgy, judgy girl
Y’all gotta be CLOSE for her to hug
((But not really, she’s so touch starved its not funny, but we don’t talk about that-))
Long, comforting hugs
If u end up crying, will fix your makeup for you
Don’t mention it though
Like, literally don’t mention it or it won’t happen again
She probs just breathes a sigh of relief when y’all hugs
Holds on a little too tight, for a little too long
If you ask first, she’ll start coming to you for hugs now too
FIZZAROLLI
Baby. Baby, baby man.
Will wrap his arms around you several times over
Another really tight hugger
You had shit to do?
Sike, not anymore
Now you’re spending all day with Fizz
Your fault, you started it by asking for a hug
Is super worried about you, but tries to play it down
Will do stupid shit just to see you laugh
Will ALSO flirt with you until you can’t stand it anymore
ASMODEUS
Immediately concerned, does not try to hide it
Much like his bf, cancels all plans for today
Y’all are gonna be chilling in bed and cuddling now
Just kinda,,, scoops you up?
Definitely plays with your hair
Gives a SOLID head massage
So so gentle and sweet
Just lays you on his chest
Draws pictures on your back and makes you guess what he’s drawing
^^ he does this to help ground you
Tbh he’ll probably drag Fizz to bed too, so know they’re both looking after you
Mans isn’t gonna let anyone get left out
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Blended Family
A day out together.
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I do not understand why there's antis hopping on the helluva boss pride month artwork.
Like it's such a random ass thing to hate on, like did the sexualities hurt you or something? In the grand scheme of things it''s just a cool piece of artwork that happens to be canon, idk why the antis are going after it like it means a whole lot to them. Like if you're going that far just admit you hate helluva boss for some reason and move on, it ain't as deep as some of you all are making it out to be.
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It was Loona's day off. She could probably get as many sick and vacation days as she wanted knowing Blitz, but this one was actually scheduled and she decided to treat herself. Stylish occult had a variety of weird objects from the concerning to the deeply disturbing. She picked up a human shaped squeeze toy from the clearance bin and chuckled at the recorded scream it gave. It was when she began perusing through the taxidermy when she ran into a familiar face.
"Oof, sorry. Oh! Hey, Octavia." She said after bumping into her, short, majesty.
"Oh! Loona! H-hi." Via adjusted her beanie.
"What are you shopping for?" Loona looked at the creepy badger in front of her.
"Nothing, really." Via shrugged, "Just trying to get away from my Dad for a while. He's been moping around all day."
Loona smirked, "Oh, yeah? Blitz really break his heart or something?"
"Uh, well . . ." Octavia looked around, then went behind Loona and started pushing her back.
It felt like a baby was trying to push her, but Loona started walking to oblige her, "Uh, what are you doing?"
Via kept looking around, "I-I'm trying to take you somewhere where other people can't hear us."
". . . Okay." Loona shrugged and just went with it.
They went out of the store and around a few corners until Via came to a stop next to a vending machine at the end of a dead hall. She crouched down, and motioned for Loona to do the same. She thought the princess was being a little paranoid, but rolled her eyes and went along with it.
"So, what's this all about?" Loona crouched down next to her.
Octavia leaned closer and whispered, "Well, your Dad-"
"He's not my Dad." Loona placed a hand under her chin.
Via looked at her, confused, "He's not? But he said-"
"Yeah, I know. It's a whole thing. I'm adopted, and not by choice." Loona said, tired of this old song and dance.
"Oh, well . . . Okay. So Blitz then, he, um . . ." Via fidgeted with her hoodie strings, "He really did kind of, as you said. . . break my dad's heart."
"Oh, sh*t." Loona said, fully sitting down and crossing her legs, " . . . So its mutual."
Loona had said it mostly to herself, but Octavia replied, "Mutual? You mean . . . Blitz, he . . ."
"Oh, yeah. Definitely." Loona snickered a little, "I mean, he hasn't said it outright, but it's so obvious it's a wonder how he stays in denial."
Octavia didn't say anything, just sat there thinking and frowning at the ground,
"I hate to ask this but uh . . ." Loona scratched her head, "Are you sure . . .? That, uh . . . You're dad likes Blitz? He's like . . . Super fancy royalty, right? And Blitz is, uh . . ."
"Horny, red d**khead?" Otavia finished for her.
". . . I was gonna say street rat sh*thead, but yeah, that works too." Loona shrugged.
"Yeah, he likes him . . . Of all people.'' she mumbled that last part, then continued, "And my Dad isn't as fancy as he leads the public to believe. He eats my Greed Seeds cereal when he's sad and watches Hell-a-Novela. And now I'm running out of cereal."
"Wait, Hell-a-Novela? Blitz and I watch that all the time! Do you watch it, too?" Loona said, her tail raising.
Octavia shrugged, "Sometimes, whenever Dad turns it on. Last night, he choked on his cereal when-"
"Ah! No spoilers! I haven't watched the new one yet!" Loona folded her ears down.
Via tried to stifle a laugh but failed miserably, "Pfft! Okay! Okay! I won't!"
They both laughed for a second, but then there was a break in the conversation that was a little awkward.
"So if they both like each other, then why don't they get together for real already?" Octavia asked.
"Well, according to Blitz, Stolas told him that he didn't want to see him anymore." Loona said, sitting back down.
Octavia looked surprised, "And according to my Dad, he told Blitz he wanted a relationship with him, but was rejected."
They stared at each other for a second before simultaneously facepalming, "Idiots!"
Octavia groaned, "And now Dad is trying to move on by setting up online dating accounts. I'm sure you've seen how that's been going."
Loona grimaced, sympathetic to having a dad with the mental capacity of a worm, "Yeah . . ."
"So I try to be nice and help him make an account on that new Faceless Love app, but now he's constantly bugging me, asking what a gif is and why someone keeps sending him peaches and eggplant emojis, all while pretending to be okay when . . ." Her shoulders fell, "he's clearly not, and there's nothing I can do to fix it."
Loona just nodded at first, but then spoke, "Wait . . . Did you just say that you helped your Dad make an account on Faceless Love?"
Octavia was confused, but nodded, "Yeah, and made sure he used a better fake name this time."
"And I bet you know what that fake name is." Loona smirked, "And what pictures he used, too."
". . . Yeah, but why is that relevant?" Octavia looked at her suspiciously.
"You want your Dad to stop stealing your cereal, right?" Loona stood up, and offered Octavia a hand, "Because I have an idea."
Here's a little throw back to chapter 6 of The Pompous and The Prick! So happy to see the story progress :)
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I'm glad Loona and Via are confirmed Bi and ace.
However, there ain't no way Millie is straight. Millie, who wondered what sex with Verosika was like, straight? Ain't no way.
Also Sallie is lesbian, that's cool. Apple, Coco, Bee, Barbie, and Verosika are all pan? Okay. I mean at least Barbie and Verosika are girl kissers. So... verbie when?😉
Also, where's Stella? Ain't no way her manhating ass isn't lesbian
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SISTERS 🖤💜
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